You can’t leave them alone. You just can’t leave them alone.

And if you do, only for 2 weeks, your neighbours might cut down their walnut tree while you’re in England or Angela Merkel might get elected while you’re in Canada… or Israel might bomb the hell out of the West bank (once again) and German police might beat up protesters (once again) and Ahmadinejad might say that there are no homosexuals in Iran (while he had been doing *so* well before that. Even mentioned DU and pointed out the rudeness and hypocrisy of the university president. btw why do so many people think insulting Ahmadinejad is that same as refuting him? Now, now, just because the media does it doesn’t mean anyone can do it.) and Mrs. Merkel might embarrass herself in front of the UN (will write more later) while you’re in France…

There were positive surprises as well though. The Order of the Stick is back and Evo Morales was on the Daily Show.

Morales: It’s not just intellectuals and professionals who can become president. People who have other experiences, who have a working life as well, can also become president. Therefore indigenous persons can also become president.
Stewart: …in Bolivia!
Morales: In Bolivia.
Stewart: In America… …it’s a little rigged.

edit: Can’t. leave. them. alone! Iran is now building retarded missiles. Show no mercy, bomb them with stupidity! Drop your morons onto other countries and only keep the 16year old nuclear scientists! (Is that how they got rid of the homosexuals as well..?)

Pardon me whilst my head implodes.